what the heck can you guys STOP KILLING FOX IN FICS
show up at 3am on the rooftop with a full pot of caff, because we don’t have time for sleep just like fox
other requirements include having a very good customer service voice and a very long stick to beat up palps and assorted senators
You know, I think I can manage these!
Thank you for allowing me the privilege of joining this prestigious squad. I shall not squander this opportunity.
Sign me up because I’ve been practicing all of this for a decade now and I’m ready to beat a bitch or dozen with a stick.
Also I’m bringing white coffee for those with intolerance for black coffee taste.















