swanheart

“my child is fine” your child has had the same opera on repeat for more than two months because nothing else brings her joy anymore

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

feels so embarrassing to b hyperfixated on your own oc like the smallest thing that reminds you of them has you giggling and kicking your legs and smiling goofy in public but it’s like sorry everyone i was thinking about shmoopsie from my brain again. yeah the one like max 10 ppl know about

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

I wanna pet that isopod