Welcome to the dumbass hours

MXTX can really write the funniest lines and then follow it with the most heart-wrenching angst. I love it.

it occurs to me that being hungry with adhd is basically like being hungry in minecraft

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

honestly though this ties into a bigger thought i've been gnawing on lately that the more and more the entertainment industry gets entwined with capitalism the worse stories are gonna get because there is no purely consumable and agreed upon conflict and hero/antagonist dynamic

I love when parents speak in code to avoid awakening their toddler like a sleeper agent.

I had a friend trying to tell me a story with his son in the room and after two attempts to avoid any words that his son might recognize my friend just said “do you speak Spanish?” and started inserting Spanish words instead

what do red pandas even do

"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

The Peak Millennial Experience is apologizing to servers for existing

liking mutuals’ posts about other fandoms youre not in is like 👍 i have no frame of reference of what you’re talking abt but i know you’re right and I hope you’re winning

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!