superlative

I LOVE YOU BUT HOW D A R E

Iamnotokaywiththis sensei why do you this to us why you do this to yourself how dare you

His face his expression the undercut the closed eye the glasses the ice cream his neck everything

How

But those plans no longer matter. 

This drink… I like it!

I know, it’s great right?

It was delicious! I want another!

I meant no disrespect.

Alright, no more smashing. Deal?

You have my word.

You better call it _____, ‘cause I’m starting to root for this guy.

You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

And you are an old man and a fool!

Whoa, does he need CPR? 'Cause I totally know CPR!

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?

Don’t tell me it was that woman?… Oh, it was.

Well maybe, when we’re done here, I’ll pay her a visit myself!

It’s not a bad thing finding out that you don’t have all the answers.

You start asking the right questions.

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I’m supposed to do.

Anyone who’s ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn’t know…

You know, for a crazy homeless person… he’s pretty cut.

WHAT?… I’m so sorry! I swear I’m not doing this on purpose.

He’s fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!

Myeuh-muh? What’s Myeuh-muh?

Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!

However I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry.

So is this how you normally look?

You think me strange?

Good strange, or bad strange?

You’ve already made me proud.

You speak of treason!

Forget treason, it’s suicide!

It’s unwise to be in my company right now, _____ 

Today was to be my day of triumph! 

Look! Look, it’s “Myeuh-muh”!

This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!

Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?

NO! I’ll die a warrior’s death! Stories will be told of this day!

Live, and tell those stories yourself!

Yeah, we can tell you’re hammered.

You’re big. I’ve fought bigger.

It’s all right, it’s over… You’re safe…

I’m not your brother! I never was!

I am not dying for 6 college credits!

You’re very brave, for helping me.

I swear to you, I mean her no harm.

He kept the truth from you so you would never feel different.

I have no plans to die today.

I am sorry, I cannot take you.