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The rare and elusive "sea radish"

#could be a thing #you dont know #kids #childrens museum #touch tank #what #kids are weird #plastic food #pretend food #sea radish #i bet it is a thing #the sea is a weird place #funny #lol

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🖌️face painting🖌️

Girl: I want that! ( Artist palette🎨)

Me: oh, so are you an artist?

Girl: no

Me: are you going to be an artist when you grow up?

Girl: no. When I’m eleven.

#oh.ok #. oddly specific #kids #funny #museum #face painting #lol #artists #young artists #life plan

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A dad, to me, out of the blue: Were you doing dentistry?

Me: uh.. No?

Him: I saw you with a drill earlier and thought you were doing dentistry with the kids.

Me, who works in exhibits and uses a drill gun: no… I was just.. fixing some things.

Him: I have a tooth that needs fixing!

Me: I don’t know how to do that

Him: a drill is all you need. A drill and a bit. And maybe a hammer.

Me: …

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The same dad, to his kids: It's your Columbian mustard trick! I taught you that. And pick pocketing.

#dads #weird #pick pocketing #what

A dad, to me, out of the blue: Were you doing dentistry?

Me: uh.. No?

Him: I saw you with a drill earlier and thought you were doing dentistry with the kids.

Me, who works in exhibits and uses a drill gun: no... I was just.. fixing some things.

Him: I have a tooth that needs fixing!

Me: I don't know how to do that

Him: a drill is all you need. A drill and a bit. And maybe a hammer.

Me: ...

#visitor encounters #childrens museum #dad joke #dad jokes #dentistry #weird #funny #lol #dads #museum

We feel you, man. Happy Mural Monday!

#snow #lol #children's museum #mural Monday #funny #visitor encounters #museums #graffiti wall #snow again?

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Kid: BLT?

Dad: Bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

Kid: whAT????? No sandwiches?????

Dad:

Dad: and bread.

#what did i just hear #kids #funny #lol #museums #childrens museum

Kids wrote and illustrated their favorite things at the museum, and this was too cute not to share.

#mekin the cow #milking the cow #kids #funny #kids drawings #cute #lol #cow #museums #children's museum

Happy Mural Monday!

#don't we all #I like mud #kids #funny #lol #museums #children's museum #graffiti wall #happy mural Monday

The yellow ribbon just makes it

#kids #funny #messages of hope #museums #children's museum #love #pee #I'm 87% sure you meant peas #visitor encounters #visitors

dankmemeuniversity

#this is literally always the case #kids #funny #lol #reblog

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For some reason I thought of @sketchshark ... Also, now that magnetic poetry is sadly gone, welcome to mural Mondays! In which we post kids drawings and writings from our new additive art exhibit. (They're pretty freakin good, so buckle up).

#sharks #funny #children's museum #graffiti wall #butts #cute #drawing #kids drawing #visitor encounters #fish

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#i don't know if this is a children's museum but we also have a ball pit so theoretically it could be #anyway too cute to not reblog #kids #funny

Girl in the hospital exhibit, screaming into the wall phone: Hello??? yoUR WIFE IS DEAD. YOUR WIFE IS DEAD. *Slams the phone down*

Boy doctor: We have breathing!

Girl: what?? *Picks the phone up again*

Girl: YES HELLO? YOUR WIFE IS ALIVE

#I don't think that's how we inform people #kids #funny #lol #children's museum #death #hospital #putting the drama in dramatic play #doctors #museums #visitor encounters #unprofessional

Get this kid a wildlife rehabilitation apprenticeship stat

#wildlife rehabilitation #eagle #cute #funny #kids #lol #children's museum #museums #visitor encounters #birds

This is sibling culture

#get oooooooooffff!!!!!!!#siblings #funny #lol #visitor encounters #children's museum #fish #frog #stream #sibling culture #museums #kids

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