Procrastination Station

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

girl youre not gonna believe this

This piece is called Shake by the way

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

Yeah man, this wizard conference is such a drag. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Hastened Networking" or something, and suddenly everyone in a 20 foot radius was holding a copy that dude's business card. Nobody even acknowledged the quality of his card, that's how common this is. I'm over here casting Handshake and level 2 Small Talk. I think I just heard "Power Word: Video Call" two groups over. I gotta get a new job.

the opposite of that "ogre can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough