[likes your comment] I’m on your side and you should kill that guy

no flirting I just stare at you like I’m awake during surgery

why r u using the word corn instead of porn on tumblr.com i just saw full dick n balls 2 posts up ur good

Outlast (2013)

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

hi. your telephone is unplugged

people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.