yikes

happy 50k to butt dyke house holy shit

in the ninth house. straight up "locking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My tomb.

It's actually so insane that we live in a time now where people can go their whole life without ever interacting with a horse. 100 years ago that was unthinkable. There are people who are 100 years old. The disappearance of the horse from daily life has happened within some people's lifetime.

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

petplay where youire a fish but i forgot to cycle the water in your tank so the chemicals are inbalanced and you die