I've had this theme for like 10 years lmao

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long