Extra Cheese

Someone said to me, “I’m going grocery shopping. Do you want anything?” To which I answered, “Hans Zimmer apples, please,” and they brought me some (they looked like Granny Smith apples but I didn’t get to taste them).

I can’t believe I accepted that Hans Zimmer apples were a real thing without questioning it and just assumed they were named after the composer, in his honor, like that horse fly species which was named after Beyoncé.

The horse fly what

damn, Bryan looked at a fly and he thought “mmm. bootylicious.”

i hate horse flys with a PASION they hurt a lot

Not my guy Bryan, he thinks they’re bootylicious

The flies were WHAT

Bootylicious did you not read the post

I don’t think he’s ready for that jelly

What person looks at a fly and thinks of Beyoncé

My guy Bryan

My mushrooms bring all the dogs to the tree

How ttf do you even get data like this?

if you click through to the source, which is reddit, you can see that in many cases you don’t need any data at all! you can just retitle a population map, and delete your account when people ask for a source. hope this helps ❤

Japanese Sumo robots

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

IT GOT BETTER!!!

!!!

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break