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tenderwatches

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

stories-by-hails

For anyone who needs this

writing-prompt-s

!!!!

phantomechospics

... I feel like I've reblogged this before, but I'm going to again, just in case.

actualaster

i need you all to understand that these are not interchangeable. You can use this as a starting point but you have to know what each of these means and can't just use this chart to swap words around.

joey-dragon

@clockwayswrites @spacedace @dcxdpdabbles @stealingyourbones @im-totally-not-an-alien-2 @bet-on-me-13

virgilattack28

@hugsandchaos I'm saving this and taking advantage

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virgilattack28

One of these days Im gonna have to acknowledge the fact that i have ties to a Russian mob, but for my sanity, today is not that day.

virgilattack28

Me: "I dont have ties to the Russian mob, officer"

*brother in law walks past in the background, covered in Russian tats*

Cop: ... you sure?

Me:

One of these days Im gonna have to acknowledge the fact that i have ties to a Russian mob, but for my sanity, today is not that day.

#if i do acknowledge it #im probably gonna ask for some favors that might not be legal #wouldnt be the first time a gang offered to take out someone for me

awildferret

Zoro learns Luffy’s dark secret….

Or not

dcxdpdabbles

Danny homeless panhandling: Excuse me, sir, do you have a dollar you can lend? I just need one more to afford a combo meal at Batburger.

Bruce: Certainly, here you are, young man. *walks away*

Danny: Wait, sir! You accidentally gave me a $100 bill!

Bruce: *Pretends not to hear feeling good about giving money to a homeless child*

Danny: SIR! SIR! YOU MADE A MISTAKE, SIR! Oh dang, I lost him, welp. I guess I have to return this to him on another day.

The following day: *Danny spotting Bruce on his way to work*

Danny: SIR! SIR YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG BILL YESTERDAY

Bruce: *Confused but breaking into a jog to avoid taking back the money*

Danny: SIR! SIR WAIT. THE MONEY! TAKE IT BACK! Dang, lost him again!

A month later:

Bruce: *Sprinting full force down the street in a fancy suit looking to be attempting a track record*

Danny: *Right behind him waving a bill*

Coffee cart vendor: There they go

Hotdog cart Vendor: You think the kid would give up by now or at least get mugged after yelling he had an extra $100.

Coffee guy: Nah, the kid has morals, and apparently, three Black belts. Plus a knife.

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I stfg I basically pay my therapist at this point to laugh and say "you have mommy issues"

Im summarizing her words but thats basically what she says.

And every session, without fail, im shocked by this revelation

I just spent this last week having a panic attack over a misunderstanding between me and my dad's girlfriend

Im now chill because we worked it out and talked but holy shit I was relapsing and struggling to sleep, breathe, eat. And I talked to my therapist and she looks down at her notes and goes "do you think you feel this way because of how stepmom name and your mother acted when upset about minor inconveniences?"

And FUCK

Shes right

#therapy #shout out to my therapist angela #mommy issues #cptsd #anxiety

Look behind you

n-adi-ra

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

virgilattack28

Fuck im having a bad depressive day. I thought my Lexapro was supposed to fix this

tinquacan

but you have your Lexy poo

virgilattack28

Omg youre so right, I can fix this by swallowing all of my pills. Thanks tinqua!!

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wavezies

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

I wanna draw spiderman hanging himself with his own webs.

As a metaphor that his power will be the death of him

#spiderman #marvel

If god made us in his own image he must be pretty fuckin ugly

allthingswhumpyandangsty

virgilattack28

@hugsandchaos

YOU GOT THIS

Just found out that while im at my job, yesterday my sister had to put the dogs in my room (evading landlord) and they couldnt get them to go past my doorway

Ive trained them to never enter my room

Im so proud of them

My sister had to physically pick them up and put them in the kennel

Before anyone asks why I trained this into them, my room has carpet, a cello and other electronics I dont want them getting into

Apparently my brother in law didnt know this and was getting frustrated on why both of the dogs weren't listening to them when being told to enter my room XD

#dog training #dogs #im so proud #im specifically proud of the fact that theyre not going in my room even when im not in the house

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hugsandchaos

Twilight: What’s the first thing you notice when someone attacks you?

Danny: *inhales deeply*

Danny: The audacity.

Recent fun thing ive been doing:

Taking my friends to watch obsession, after the mandatory after film ranting about how terrible the main character is for Obvious ReasonsTM

I ask them, "Man or Bear"

And i see them automatically answer "bea-" before horror fills their face

#obsession 2026 #ive had one friends stop themself before stating very seriously that theyd kill themself #fuck bear #im glad he died

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