violyning

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

"which could mean nothing" is one of the most useful phrases to ever enter my lexicon thank you rpf

my mind palace is not up to code

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

finding songs you havent heard in 10+ years that actually fuck harder than they used to to you is one of my top five feelings in the world i thjink

no elphaba i get it i'd be mad as hell if i heard glinda got married because glinda arduenna upland is such a good name and glinda chuffrey just does not have that same aura

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

they need to invent smudge proof glasses cause i am so tired of it

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even