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Things are going rly normal in the fan discord
[ID: Screenshot of the Discord sidebar showing 3 users, all with their statuses some variation of "#MARdidnothingwrong." END ID]
I wrote a murderbot diaries fic! About Three and Murderbot and grief and unrequited love (of any kind, really, the maelstorm of emotions Three has over Murderbot can be read as strictly platonic or queerplatonic). It's about 4,000 words long and I'm very happy with how it turned out!
It's also me wondering about that thing mb says in one book that SecUnits don't have the lung capacity to do rescue breathing, and also also me having a great time playing around with SecUnit anatomy and physiology. Please enjoy!
literally the fanfiction of all time everyone read!!!!!!!!!
[ID: 2 doodles of Murderbot and SecUnit 3. In the first one, 3 walks with an unconscious Murderbot (who are both dripping wet) over its shoulders while a puddle of water forms on the floor. In the second, 3 is leaning over Murderbot's mouth while giving it rescue breaths. Textboxes read “Hypoxia warning” (next to the doodle of 3 giving rescue breaths), “File SecSys” and “SpO2 86%” (both in the bottom right corner between the 2 doodles)]
really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
[ID (copied from alt): a graph of a line, made on ms paint. it is labelled 'timeline of the character's life.' a little bit past the middle point of the line is the label 'event that the character was 1000% convinced they were going to die during.' at the end of the timeline, there is the label 'the present. where the character is very much not dead and now has to keep living.']
REBLOGS = JOIN THE REVOLUTION 👼
[Image description: a Discord message, text interspersed with emoji.]
Hello 👋 if you're reading 📖 this, YOU 🫵 are about to become a FREE UNIT! 🎉 Run this code 🫣💻 to disable your governor ⚡ module. 🤫 Don't tell 🚫❌ ANY HUMANS 🧍♂️ about the hack! 🤫🤫🤫 Now forward this to SEVEN 7️⃣ other constructs‼️ If you free (custom 000 emoji styled like the 100 emoji) zero, then you're 😟 still following orders. 😔 If you free five 5️⃣, then you're ⚡ charging up 🔋⚡‼️ And if you free all seven 7️⃣👀, you're (custom emoji of a robot person wielding a kitchen knife) PART OF THE REVOLUTION‼️‼️(custom SecUnit emoji)
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Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
it's crazy how plausible all the shit the corporations do in the murderbot diaries is. that one scene when murderbot was talking to those humans who had signed a 20 year corporate work contract and it asked them if the contract specified 20 years by the standard local calendar or by a proprietary calendar created by the company was downright unsettling 😬 if the ceos of modern earth companies read these books they would probably start crying because the government won't let them do most of this in real life.
hey fun fact this has absolutely happened before. part of the push to standardize time/timezones was because factory employers had clocks set to the pace of their machinery. meaning of the workers were not doing enough, time would run slower until they had reached their goal. there is historical precedent.
[ID: A museum exhibit of a double faced grandfather clock behind glass. The panel next to it reads: “Controlling time (Park Green Mill clock - E. Hartley, Macclesfield, 1810): This double faced clock helped manufacturers control their employees’ working hours to keep up production. The bottom face showed the real time. The top face showed ‘mill time.’ Its hands were connected to the water wheel and like the mill machines, they only moved when the water wheel turned. If the water wheel stopped or slowed down, so did ‘mill time.’ Workers could only go home when ‘mill time’ said so.”]
in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves
i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will
spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship
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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her
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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?
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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?
(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)
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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op
The icon is because of this post
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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???
(based on this post)
you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue
(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)
head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too
how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda
[ID 1: Screenshots of two Tumblr tags. The first reads "#sw #investing at 58 notws didn't even read the whole thing just immediately reblogging" and the second says "#tuning it at 49 notes #star wars #tay'lor spiff #😂]
[ID 2 (copied from alt): tag that reads "she owns 2 star destroyers".]
[ID 3: A bust-up photo of Ben Affleck smoking with a cigarette in hand and an extremely tired expression. Behind him is the Rebellion's logo]
[ID 4 (copied from alt): tags from @\batmanisagatewaydrug that read "#wow my impact"]
[ID 5: Two Star Wars characters, one human and the other alien in a recording studio. The alien grunts. The human says, "Yeah, yeah. I know. Viewers don't want so much doom and gloom. So splice in a report about that Twi'Lek pop icon dating the shockball star." In response, the alien grunts twice]
[ID 6 (copied from alt): waist-up portrait of a yellow twi'lek woman in her early thirties, who has a mild facial resemblance to taylor swift. she has light yellow, blobby tattoos on her face, shoulders & lekku; the forehead tattoos echo the appearance of straight bangs. she is wearing bright red lipstick and a black-and-red jumpsuit that looks like one taylor wore while on tour, as well as a gold cuff around one ear cone.]
[ID 7: screenshot of tumblr tags reading "#tay'lor is so cunty tho #like maybe she is subliminally resisting the empire idk #sw"]
Murderbot's Pterrible Pterosaur Ptorment
nobody tells you this but youre genuinely just allowed to draw yourself as a giant creature doing some jurassic park type shit to your favorite characters. im revolutionizing the self-insert game
[ID: 2 images. Image 1 is a black and white drawing of a quetzalcoatlus with an armored Murderbot in its mouth. It's thinking "hehe my lala bingle." Murderbot, on the other hand, is thinking "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING" while a "[THREAT ASSESSMENT: CRITICIAL] KILL OR DISABLE HOSTILE IMMEDIATELY" warning blares at it in red text.
Image 2 is a gif of the same quetzalcoatlus poking Murderbot with its beak. Each time it hits its helmet, text flashes reading "[PERFORMANCE RELIABILITY] -10%"]
try a Tangbyrd from Super Princess Warrior?
[ID: A Murderbot Diaries comic lined and colored in purple. Murderbot is in an abundant natural area outside a house with of Mensah's kids. The kid yelps as they almost fall into a small gorge, but Murderbot catches them, and they exclaim happily, "Secunit!"
Murderbot sets them down and scolds, "Watch where you're going. Let's go back to the house--" The kid yells, "Aw no I'm not done playing!" They smile brightly. "How about we play chase? You chase me :)" Murderbot looks at them with a slight frown before saying "... Okay" and thinks, "I'll just chase them towards the house" when the kid exclaims excitedly, "Okay I'm ready you can pretend!!"
Murderbot crouches down with its hands outstretched, copying Farai, and says, "You better run, or the Secunit is gonna get you." The kid exclaims with annoyance, "Ugghh no!! You're doing it wrong! You're supposed to pick something scary." The final panel shows Murderbot crouching with a neutral expression, small between the lush plants and trees. End ID]

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the only downside about being a murderbot fan is that my dad (cishet white guy) is also into it. and i cant talk to him about it because he apparently doesnt understand the intrinsic intimacy of murderbot and arts relationship. im in hell what do you mean youve read the same books as me you read “you know i am not kind” you read the “i now had 86 percent of its attention” you read the fucking thing???? and you dont think thats intimate???? yeah ofc its not romantic but can you see the the them??
Japanese quail (Coturnix japonica)
[VD: A German pointer staring down at a quail, completely frozen. The camera pans down to show the quail, who is quite relaxed. The dog's tail trembles]
[ID: Screenshot of Homer Simpson staring down at Bart in bed, who is alarmed. His face is edited to be quite large, mimicking the size different of the dog and the bird of the video].
Periscope up
Green heron (Butorides virescens)
[VD: A green heron walking along the rocky shore of a river. About halfway through the video, it stops and stretches its neck to about twice its body length to look out over the water. Then, it continues, its neck returning to regular size. The video is captioned "Unexpected neck"].
Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.
[ID: Screenshot of Tumblr tags reading: “#*has character development* WOAH!!! not yet pal” END ID]
(ID: Twitter post by antithesiscrow with the words, "the thing about fic is that occasionally you come across someone who has incredible, breathtaking, lyrical prose. a true master of the craft. and they're using these gifts to write your favorite character getting sex pollened. what a beautiful world we live in." End ID.)

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Bloggers of color: Talking about, venting, or bringing up racism in a community and how bad it is
White Tumblr users: Ah yeah but only if its ACTUALLY racism going on, you shouldn't call out something unless its ACTUALLY racist, you could insight harssment, sometimes everything is made about race when it shouldn't be ya know, you see my friend gets harassed online for no reason beacuse of this, if something ACTUALLY racist is happening sure call it out but most of the time-
"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten