I live, therefore I forget.

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

For anyone worried because they write the same trope more than once: I love that shit. I will love that first one and I will still be excited for the thirtieth one. Let these idiots do the same thing over and over again. We deserve that.

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

spongebob looking out the window meme but it's me being jealous of everyone w those cunty chinese cigarettes

the air not doing so good and the food is not doing so good and the water is not doing so good and me I am also not doing so good

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist