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Green(M): Gramps can I see my-

Prof. Oak: No

Green(M): Why?!

Prof. Oak: Chores before whores

Green(M): Gramps-

Prof. Oak: Dishes before bitches

Green(M): What the hell-

Prof. Oak: Cutting grass before getting ass

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Blue(F): Oh, so when a Murkrow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool” but when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go.”

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Red: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Green(M), taking it off Red as he walks by: What if you don't?

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*Black and White while it getting gifts for the juniors*

Black, at the checkout: ...I forgot my PIN!

White, right behind Black: HOW? How long have you had that card!?!?!?

Black: Like eighteen months!!!!!

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Red: Listen, Green, when's the last time anything went according to plan?

Green(M): I don't think there was a last time...

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*During a random mission the Kanto dexholder sent them on that is going south*

Gold: You two stay back, I'm going to deal with this beast on my own.

Silver: I say go for it. If he wants to get eaten, I can only say "bon appetite", right?

Crystal: If Gold dies under your supervision you'll get no pudding today.

Silver, grabs pokeballs and goes after Gold:

Gold, pinned down under the pokemon and is about to be eaten: OI HE'S UNDER MY WATCH! RED PUT ME IN CHARGE!

Silver, saving his ass: Whatever you say Gold

Ruby: I'm gonna need you to swear-

Sapphire: SHIT!

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Swear as in promise

Gold, talking about Silver: Sometimes Silver will ask me "What do you think you're doing?" but that just means stop. He didn't actually want to know my thought process.

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*Red doing something really stupid*

Blue(F): Has Red always had a habit of running headlong into death?

Green(M), not looking up: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I'm pretty sure, I saw him trip into certain death.

Lack-two, singing: I just want you for my own~

Whi-two, backing away singing: Please leave me the fuck alone~

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Lack-two: This is a serious misjudgment in what our ideal course of action should be. That's a misdemeanor in [stops and thinks for a bit] 23 separate states, and a felony in [stops to think again] 17.

White: What?

Lack-two, getting annoyed: It is a highly punishable offence.

Whi-two: You're gonna have to dumb it down a bit.

Lack-two:

Lack-two: Jail.

Black: Oh. Yeah, no, that's bad.

*Alain, Marin, Serena, Bonnie, and Clemont sitting together talking*

Ash, walking in holding 3 Oran berry containers: Okay, I have a thing to show you all about Oran berries. [Holds up a container of a normal Oran berries] See it's blue!

Ash, holding up a container of mashed Oran berries: But mashed they're purple!?

Ash, holding the last container of peeled Oran berries: And peeled they're green??

Ash: What the fuck Oran berries!

Alain, looking up at Ash: I would just like to inform you that humans are, in fact, any shade of brown or tan on the outside. If you mash them, they are red. If you peel them, they're pink. No I will not be holding up examples.

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