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Important

Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.

Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there’s four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet.

Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt’s pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he’s distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was.

Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, “The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You,” instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you’re on your way to help him do his shots.

Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you’re about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon.

The way they say “shrubbery” gets me e v e r y time

This is basically how you break their voices down to a root noise

Voice actors are fuckin weird

Tag yourself I’m Plankton

That’s the second worst reason anyone would carve a hole in a block of spam

I literally laughed out loud, I love it!!!!

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

The teamwork is fucking outstanding.

Holy shit this is amazing

Growing up I always thought Candace was an overdramatic version of what being a teenager was like but no. It was dead on and still applies today

Lizzo really is that bitch. God, I love this woman

The plastic cup sound is SENDING ME