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snufkin and joxter!!
a little fun redraw of this postĀ Ā
I love that Tumblr is actually a community. Your blog will be quite poor and boring if you only post your own stuff. Most of our blogs contain countless reblogs and discussions with other people on the website. This is communication and appreciation of each otherās creativity, thoughts, sketches and etc. Itās one thing to mindlessly like tons of photos a day like TikTok and Instagram offer you, and another to reblog and add hashtags and some comments about how the post made you feel or what you think you could add to a joke, a headcanon, an au, a story, an art⦠It makes this hellsite feel genuine.
itās jeff! infinity comic #3
what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes
fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret
you don't get to know all of me
it's tuesday you only get to know sara
you understand me to my soul
Honestly all the notes on this have been so good, here's a few of my favorites

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Blood Stone Chronicles- rewrite
part one, chapter one, 1/?
Theo kicked a pebble, bouncing it off the bark of the old oak tree. Jasper was late. Again.
The sound of the schoolyard dimmed, as more and more children drifted home by bus or car. Theo sighed, and considered leaving. Itās not like Theo didnāt have somewhere to be. Heās only here because Jasper likes hanging out in the woods, and Jasper is his friend. Weāll, one of his friends. Theo groaned, rolling his head back and watching they heavy clouds. Okay, if it rains, heās definitely leaving.
Why am I here again?
A noise startled him out of his head, and he swung around to see Jasper, only a few feet away. Theo released a breath he hadnāt known he had held, just shy of having jumped.
āI spooked youā Jasper snickered, āagain.ā
āNo! You didnāt I was justā¦ā
āYep. I know that face. I wasnāt even trying to be quiet; you know how many dead leaves I stepped on? And I still spooked you.ā
āDid not!ā
āDid so!ā
Theo threw the first half-hearted punch, and Jasper dodged easily, expecting it with a smile. He stuck his hands in his pockets and danced back, further into the forest, taunting Theo to follow.
ācāmon, I know you can catch me this time!ā he dodged again, āFirst to the bog without falling in?ā
āJas, get back here!ā
āNo can do, Theo, you tried to hit me, donāt you know my feelings are hurt?ā
āBastard!ā
āYou know it!ā Jasper exclaimed playfully, turning his back and starting to run. Theo gave chase with a smile, despite himself.
part one, chapter one, 1/?
Theo watched the sun set, regret and disappointment weighing in his gut. He never wants to leave, no matter how cold or dark it gets. Never mind that the light is fading earlier and earlier, or that he lost feeling in his fingers a good half hour prior. He knows heāll be the first to speak up though, he always is. They both need to go home, and even if they left now, the light would barely last until the got to the base of the tree.
āJasper,ā he said, voice almost breaking in the cold
āHm?ā
āWe need to go home.ā
Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny
Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ā„ļø
Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled
TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????
Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*
Blood Stone Chronicles- rewrite
part one, chapter one, 1/?
Theo kicked a pebble, bouncing it off the bark of the old oak tree. Jasper was late. Again.
The sound of the schoolyard dimmed, as more and more children drifted home by bus or car. Theo sighed, and considered leaving. Itās not like Theo didnāt have somewhere to be. Heās only here because Jasper likes hanging out in the woods, and Jasper is his friend. Weāll, one of his friends. Theo groaned, rolling his head back and watching they heavy clouds. Okay, if it rains, heās definitely leaving.
Why am I here again?
A noise startled him out of his head, and he swung around to see Jasper, only a few feet away. Theo released a breath he hadnāt known he had held, just shy of having jumped.
āI spooked youā Jasper snickered, āagain.ā
āNo! You didnāt I was justā¦ā
āYep. I know that face. I wasnāt even trying to be quiet; you know how many dead leaves I stepped on? And I still spooked you.ā
āDid not!ā
āDid so!ā
Theo threw the first half-hearted punch, and Jasper dodged easily, expecting it with a smile. He stuck his hands in his pockets and danced back, further into the forest, taunting Theo to follow.
ācāmon, I know you can catch me this time!ā he dodged again, āFirst to the bog without falling in?ā
āJas, get back here!ā
āNo can do, Theo, you tried to hit me, donāt you know my feelings are hurt?ā
āBastard!ā
āYou know it!ā Jasper exclaimed playfully, turning his back and starting to run. Theo gave chase with a smile, despite himself.
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OH MY GOD
I recently started working in hospitality, and Iāll tell you guys right now, the trope of āthere was only one bedā is not as rare as youād think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold ā there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!
Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared weād never see eachother again.
At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when Iād spent the night at her house before, the couch wasnāt made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldnāt possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
Weāre dating now, and I genuinely think Iām going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadnāt been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said āI KNOW.ā
THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE āONLY ONE BEDā EXCUSE. Yāall when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. Itās full circle really.
oh my godĀ
there was only one bed
but it was STAGED
I love this so much
New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!
AU:There was only one bed - by designš

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Mermay pt.2 with Luka trolling some crabs šš¦
I like to think that Aziraphale's kept a lot of his favorite outfits, but he's especially kept all of his favorite hats
i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when heās boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using āthe colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africaā BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickensĀ
diversity win! the ecoterrorist blowing up gotham bank is a lesbian.
that's the sickest Dio pose I've seen so far

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so my new medication (new anti-depressant) is going to cost 51$ a month. ugh. i really donāt need this as i am, still, unemployed <3
If you wanna help me pay for thisĀ https://www.buymeacoffee.com/akchilles
so theyāve changed it to 68$/month now <3 i would really really appreciate any help even just by reblogging. also Iām moving in June so my new rent will be 665$ instead of 400$
DM me for my paypal or my onlyfans if you want to support me that way. otherwiseĀ https://www.buymeacoffee.com/akchillesĀ is still in function.Ā
Remember to support your psychotic/schizospec friends!
(Yes i am projecting my schizophrenia onto snufkin and yes i will be writing a fic about it and drawing it lol)