I still think the funniest moment in the Star Wars fandom was when the Padawan book came out and confirmed Obi-Wan as bisexual. The Star Wars dude bros were so upset, they genuinely couldnāt fathom it.
āButā but- Satine!!ā Yeah, bi people like women too, kinda how that works.
āBut Jedi canāt have relationships!!ā Then by that logic there are no straight Jedi eitherā¦
Also, they were acting like it was some sort of shock, or like it came completely out of nowhere. Obi-Wan is probably the fruitiest bitch in the galaxy. His ass was sat leg up in his council chair in his custom knee-high Prada boots while Windu was telling Anakin he couldnāt become a Master LMAO. There was so much chemistry in the combined five minutes that he was on screen with Cody that they became one of the most popular ships in this fandom. Disney confirming him as bisexual was just confirming what was already glaringly obvious. That man likes men. Yāall are just blind asf.
Edit because yāall still think Iām lying; The Padawan novel isnāt the only instance where Obi-Wan is implied to be Queer, in the ROTS novelization by Matthew Stover, when Palpatine hints towards Obi-Wan having an affair with a Senator, Anakin assumes itās a āheā until Palpatine corrects him with āsheā. This novel came out in 2005, heās BEEN QUEER.
And to the people arguing for pansexuality, I get it, but the og actor for Obi-Wan, Alec Guinness, was bisexual. Letās keep Obi-Wanās sexuality as a tribute and not fight over it please.