useless pansexual vampire

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

Congress

I see this and raise you: white neurodivergrents hiding their racism behind their mental illnesses

Or D. All of the above

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

God bless America

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

@horrorcomic

this article was written by a dog in disguise to get pet by ALL the humans

so?? he worked hard for his phD, I believe him

this article was written by a dog in disguise to get pet by ALL the humans

so?? he worked hard for his phD, I believe him

this article was written by a dog in disguise to get pet by ALL the humans

so?? he worked hard for his phD, I believe him

I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.

that’s already how it is in australia

That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote.

“oh no, what if people actually have to participate in picking the government officials who will impact their lives” jesus christ