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that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

the gargoyle instinct

I think a new rule of the universe should be so that if you rev your car really loud on purpose driving past a populated area you should automatically shit your pants

cool skateboard dad energy

going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

why fix something if it aint broke

oh, you're a philosopher? name every thought you've ever had

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.