What happened then, well, that's the play

i may be antisocial and unattractive 

but?

that’s all

Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.

Exploring the others body but in a distinctly body horror way

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

that is an excellent point. I will consider it deeply as I make little mud replicas of you and kick them to smithereens

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

best kind of character is “guy who didn’t die when he should have”

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

I don't usually reblog TikToks but man it is genuinely refreshing to see genuine normal working-class London on my dash, like I know this is half of Tumblr's definition of "British" as a whole (except this site also often seems to forget we're not all white) but nah this is proper London ends, this is the speech and mannerisms born from multicultural working-class solidarity and community and it's so damn rare to see us accurately represented round here

Let the man have Greggs in PEACE

incredible how you can hear his accent without even unmuting the video

This is so funny I literally just put on TENG because I wanted to watch the whole crew again

I am currently investing in currency 

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

I just want to feel again

sorry i got cranky because people misinterpreted the narrative. it will happen again [hasn’t even stopped being cranky from before]