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ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately
a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:
the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.
I do not WANT Coyle with sparkling eyes and washboard abs I WANT HIM with sunken cheeks and a beer gut covered in singed grey hair and a thin sheen of old sweat that tastes like cigarettes and I do not WANT the Reagent he’s molesting to be a skinny little smooth pale ingenue I WANT THEM doughy and shivery and covered in weird scars he is not a sexyman he is a junkyard dog humping away at mangy bitches in the garbage!!! Y’all killing me with this shit!
I do not WANT Coyle with sparkling eyes and washboard abs I WANT HIM with sunken cheeks and a beer gut covered in singed grey hair and a thin sheen of old sweat that tastes like cigarettes and I do not WANT the Reagent he’s molesting to be a skinny little smooth pale ingenue I WANT THEM doughy and shivery and covered in weird scars he is not a sexyman he is a junkyard dog humping away at mangy bitches in the garbage!!! Y’all killing me with this shit!

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i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy
me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok
i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm
hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!
why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot
Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do
Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.
Juno's Pay-What-You-Want Commissions!
hi all! as you may know, i lost my job back in may and money has been snug ever since. i'm not in dire need at the moment (though things could ofc be better lol) but I deeply miss being able to buy myself little treats. thus, I'm doing this!
PWYW commissions are exactly what they sound like– you only pay as much as you want to! the quality of art matches the price, so the more you pay, the more detailed your commission will be! you can spend as little as $1 and get a stick figure, or $100 and get a fully shaded illustration (or anywhere in between!)
I can't promise a fast turnaround as I've been dealing with burnout and some comms will ofc be bigger than others, but all commissions will be prioritized over any artfight stuff!
here's some of my art:
if you're interested, drop some money and a request into my ko-fi, or DM me! thanks for reading!
hi! it's been a few days and I've received nothing so far! all of my income is currently going toward essentials! again, you can commission me for as little as $1! please consider it or share this with friends!
having the Aviation Accident Investigations Autism™️ has actually done wonders for the way I process and respond to my own fuck-ups
And I don't just mean "oh, my little work mistake is actually nothing compared to a fiery crash that kills people," either. The reason commercial flight is so many orders of magnitude safer than any other form of transportation is because after every accident and incident, an independent regulatory body investigated it with the express goal of figuring out exactly what happened, why, and how to prevent the same thing from ever happening again—not to root out which person deserved the blame or the liability.
It's a simple, shockingly effective idea. It's also worlds away from how most people approach their own mistakes and the mistakes of others.
Because it’s never just one person’s fault. And even when it is, it still isn’t.
The sharpest, best-trained pilots make worse decisions when they're tired or sick or stressed out, so there's two of them. The most dedicated and experienced air traffic controllers garble an instruction over the radio sometimes, so pilots are trained to always repeat clearances back to catch misunderstandings quickly. The best and brightest maintenance mechanic still overlooks a screw or misconnects a wire once or twice in her career, so aircraft systems are built with two or three or four layers of redundancy, and pilots are exhaustively trained to deal with failures safely.
Everyone eventually has a bad day. Every component breaks down. Every computer gets a bad a Windows update and spirals into a reboot doom loop. If it’s possible for one person’s mistake to domino into a mushroom cloud of a fuckup, then that task is too critical to be one person's sole responsibility. The accident sequence starts with the design of the system—so how do you improve the system to keep it from happening again?
oh yeah. The “modern commercial aviation is the safest form of transport” thing only applies to planes, btw. A helicopter is a beautiful metal horse that wants to break its legs and die so so so badly

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hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool
THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME
handplates on my dash I'm blessed...
crazy that i can rb a post whose whole point is "needless in/out-groups are bad, join the collective" and give an example of what i think is a needless binary within the trans community and then op rbs just to be like "no actually that in-group/out-group specifically is good"
crazy that i can rb a post whose whole point is "needless in/out-groups are bad, join the collective" and give an example of what i think is a needless binary within the trans community and then op rbs just to be like "no actually that in-group/out-group specifically is good"
crazy that i can rb a post whose whole point is "needless in/out-groups are bad, join the collective" and give an example of what i think is a needless binary within the trans community and then op rbs just to be like "no actually that in-group/out-group specifically is good"

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crazy that i can rb a post whose whole point is "needless in/out-groups are bad, join the collective" and give an example of what i think is a needless binary within the trans community and then op rbs just to be like "no actually that in-group/out-group specifically is good"
this is killing me it's so cute
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