anxious queer

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

100k notes on kiss you stupid. thanks for making my ocs immortal 😊

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

GAY breakfast be like.... I want a bagel.... With cream cheese.... And GIRLCOCK

mathematicians will spend all day playing with their little symbols and then name it some shit like "the roots of unity". Sorry magic isn't real sweetie, at least it seems like you're having fun w this instead?

Deeply Cursed Fursona

is this that straight pride i've been hearing about

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.