Hello, darlings.

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

Not wanting to have sex is NOT a problem. It doesn’t matter if you are asexual or allo, there is nothing wrong with not wanting sex. It’s just an activity. That’d be like saying that if you don’t like soccer, you need to go to soccer therapy to figure out why you dislike it and figure out how to like it because it’s for your own good. See how ridiculous that sounds? IT IS OK TO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX AND IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED!!!!!!

Běhny jsou jako "Co máš v kalhotách, brouku?" — starosti. Mám v kalhotách strašný starosti. Ne, nechci o tom mluvit. Ah, díky *utře slzy do podprsenky, co po mně někdo hodil* každopádně, hulí tady někdo trávu? Mám kromě starostí v kalhotách ještě trávu

Ak som si niečím v živote istá, tak tým, že ma Ulica prežije. Už má čo? 4000 epizód???