linguini

I want for you to stand proud. We’re all real skeletons. Can you believe it? Real skeletons. Not like the skeletons in movies. Real ones. Every one of us. Our life is built on miracles

turtles....

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

Hi I imagined someone misreading your post and falling to their death in an empty grain silo as a result, can you change the post to be about grain silo safety?

does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it

Allow me to evoke an image in your head real quick. Ok so I am a tiny water fairy. You are a tiny gemstone fairy. We are sitting on a pebble by the river, together. I give you a vial of little shell fragments and you give me a vial of little crystals. We are besties.