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doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me

This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring

Respectfully, fuck proposing. If I ever get this ring, it’s for me and me alone. It looks sick as fuck and I can fiddle with it and say My Precious just like Gollum.

ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

You log off this website for like 2 days and return to a mass gaslighting movement having spontaneously materialized into existence like athena from the head of zeus. cant ever leave you people unsupervised

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

...ah gods, if only. :)