doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me

every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

Try being within 50 meters of a philosophy major and that'll change

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

Can they make dildos like that?

i was about to bully you for this comment but then i read your url and i’m just too tired

It’s a boner

hey fuck yourself

no wait

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol

a company's worst nightmare is when you are friends with your coworkers

@ireonic Hanako is Nemesis

WHAT

Isn't that nemesis tho

When I was in fourth grade I watched family guy twenty times back to back. I'd finish the most recent season and restart from the first season. I can name what season a cutscene gag is from by one word but my power is fading

Except for Adderall I need it to remember to stop at stop signs :/

certified door post

Official silly sign