Silence, My Brother.

Need

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What about one that says I’m bi?

There is one like that too

What about other sexualities?

Sexuali-tees available as requested for those who are pan, ace, queer, lesbian, demi and trans! 

okay but where’s my “I’m ????” tee at?

Right here 

NEW I’M LGBTQ+ TEE AVAILABLE HERE all profits go to The Trevor Project that provide crisis intervention and suicide prevention to LGBTQ+ youth!

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

sneaky thomas sanders appreciation post rt if u agree

you thought I wouldn’t catch you silently appreciating me well think again you precious angel

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

You want motivation? My parrot is up at 6.30 every morning, cursing and denying god. What are YOU doing in those precious morning hours? Sleeping? Pathetic.

Where’s the cat

this is the original they photoshopped in the cat

put it back