girl you look like a honted house

if im being honest im just having some sips of my water

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

i got jumped on google docs

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly