girl you look like a honted house

if im being honest im just having some sips of my water

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

what should i get at ihop

Someone edit this into the DA2 conversation wheel

Show daddy that nice picture again

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account