INTRODUCTION OF MY HOUSE MD OCS
disclaimer that yes, i use face claims for my ocs but it's mainly because i like to think about who i would cast to play them if they were canon characters. and yes, they are all love interests for canon characters.
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INTRODUCTION OF MY HOUSE MD OCS
disclaimer that yes, i use face claims for my ocs but it's mainly because i like to think about who i would cast to play them if they were canon characters. and yes, they are all love interests for canon characters.

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i belive in darry supremacy
im a lover of the johnny castle is darry curtis’s alter ego for his second job theory
he chose “castle” because it starts with c and is two syllables like “curtis”
he chose “johnny” after johnny cade
I completely agree. Dude I loved that movie.
the only plot hole with this is that johnny castle canonically has an alive and well father who owns a house painting business, a job johnny would have to do once fired from kellerman's (unclear as to whether or not he stayed fired after the end of the movie).
okay maybe another plot hole is the fact that dirty dancing takes place in 1963 when johnny cade was also still alive and well, as he didn't die until 1965.
the plot holes are why i can't even get on board with his second job being a drag queen lmfaoo bc vida boheme canonically has a wealthy upbringing which darry did not
foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at
some of my fave tags on this post
god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.
Medical Malpractice.
house md
the md stands for malpractice department

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Me having the skill to write was a mistake.
I’m such a disaster at it. I don’t do drafts, whatever I post is the first draft. I don’t plan out long fics, I make crap up as I go. I can write 1,000 words in about an hour but I can’t tell you how. Words just show up in my brain idk man.
I’m not like this with any of my other crafts, just writing
this. this is how my brain works when it comes to writing. the reason i can pump out one shots an hour after i come up with them is because i just type whatever comes to my mind without any outlining
wilson in S05E09
Girl what da hell
people are either going to agree with me or they're going to come for me, but i think it's time we bring back shame based on this post, and if you're unaware of what's going on, i'll bring you up to speed. basically, this post that is currently circulating online has sparked a debate about whether or not using big words in your writing is considered ableist because of people who struggle with learning disabilities. now, i struggle with a learning disability myself when it comes to math, and i have learned that there are two groups of people - the ones who struggle and work harder to ensure that they're not limited because of their struggles. and then there are the ones who make it everyone else's problem and make everyone with learning disabilities look bad. it perpetuates a narrative that we are all stupid when that's not the case at all, but there are a lot of people who take pride in the fact that they are fully grown and can't read past a third grade level. i fully blame social media as well because with the popularization of apps like tiktok and other platforms introducing reels, people's attention spans have dwindled drastically. they cannot comprehend anything that isn't short form content and easy to digest, hence why they feel comfortable coming online and demanding that authors simplify their writing to be more accessible to the people who claim they want to read but don't want to read anything that might make them have to think. we live in the digital age, and if you are capable of making a post on threads complaining about seeing an unfamiliar word, then you're capable of learning the definition of said word. you don't even have to crack open a physical dictionary anymore. you can literally type the word into google and get the definition within seconds. but that's still too much work for some people. and the people that want to sit here and scream ableism are living proof that there is a serious literacy crisis happening. they're willfully ignorant and take pride in it, and it's time to start bringing back shame. now, obviously, when i make this post, i mention learning disabilities, but i mean the people who use it as a shield - that their learning disability is the reason they're unable to expand their knowledge. if you struggle with a learning disability but put in the effort to ensure that you're still learning and feeding your mind, then this post isn't about you. i see you, and you're doing great! but otherwise, please feel free to debate in the comments!
Studdy propaganda because I wish we had more of them…

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oh season 1 wilson you are so loved
it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible
and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring
no because the way i have to force myself to watch movies needs to be studied. ive watched 43 movies this year purely because i force myself to do it. otherwise if i leave it up for debate, it won't happen
spencer shay would love buzzballs i fear
Do you ever stop and think about all the ridiculous and kinda hilarious things that sound like headcanons but are actually are canon in House MD? Like,
• Wilson is canonically fantastic in bed
• House was canonically a cheerleader in college
• Wilson canonically gets whiskey dick
• House canonically attends a festival every year where he makes a spud gun
Just to name a few. Feel free to reblog and add because House MD truly has one of the most entertaining canons.
House likes motorcycles & monster trucks
House & Wilson spend Christmas together eating Chinese food
House and Wilson made a 20$ bet about keeping ferrets a secret in the hospital & it's never brought up
This is after they do the exact same thing with chickens
House had a pet rat named steve McQueen (rip)
House dropped acid at work for actual medical reasons.
House got a patient drunk for actual medical reasons.
Wilson was rolling joints for his patients way before it was legal.
House was given a Corvette by the mob.
Chase canonically knows about BDSM and tried to dom a patient, for the patient's own good.
Thirteen et al. drugged their boss to perform medicine on him without his consent, and none of them were fired.
House has canonically hired many different sex workers, sometimes at work.
House and Wilson played gay chicken to the point of a marriage proposal, and it was ostensibly because they both wanted to sleep with the same woman.
House arranged a threesome for Wilson and sat outside the motel room while it was happening.
A cop set up an informal office inside the hospital to investigate hospital staff and NO ONE THREW HIM OUT.
Both House and Wilson were handcuffed on screen.
Cameron kept her dead husband's sperm.
Chase, Cameron, and Wilson have all deliberately killed patients.
Instead of interviewing new fellows, House hired 40 doctors and then winnowed them down in a Survivor-style contest, and apparently Cuddy approved the expense of 40 new temporary doctors? And HR did not make House's life miserable?
House broke a teen patient's finger pretty much because he didn't like her.
Foreman and Taub got stoned at work.
House and Wilson got drunk at work, playing Battleship with shots of whiskey using pizza boxes as the board.
In 2008, House had such amazing wireless and web conferencing technology that he could examine a patient in Antarctica using his laptop while sitting on his couch at home, and the connection never dropped or faltered.
also Chase is a certified hypnotist
Yes! Good one! Here's a few more:
We know that House has sexually harassed pretty much everyone on the show, but do we all realize that Cameron has canonically sexually harassed House? Blackmailing a coworker to go on a date with you, even if it's your boss, is sexual harassment.
Wilson plays Dance Dance Revolution, which is like Guitar Hero but you dance instead.
Wilson not only slept with a patient but moved in with her, and he never faced any professional consequences for it. [He was caught by House because Chase found Wilson's ties in the patient's apartment, because the patient was suspiciously getting better, and it turned out that was because a different patient (who was a teen faith healer) had given her herpes in a hospital hallway while he was having delusions.]
Other good points from other people:
@greghatecrimes
Wilson stops at the red lights when he plays GTA
House has played Pokemon Diamond/Pearl
Thirteen hates rhubarb
Chase surfs
House knows the iCarly theme song
Cameron canonically got high on crystal meth
@return-of-the-prodigal-daughter
Cuddy is the least favourite child
Thirteen solved her hangover with an iv
She also did cocaine
Taub and Foreman play videogames together
@pr0digal-s0n
Chase needs a satnav to drive him to the job he’s worked at for 10 years
And several people have mentioned the backstory of how Wilson met House when House was bailing him out of jail for a bar brawl Wilson started in New Orleans due to another guy playing Leave a Tender Moment Alone too much on the jukebox.
Taub and Foreman got high together and then confided in each other about their imposter syndrome.
13's high school boyfriend broke up with her after she hooked up with his sister. House didn't know this and tried to get them back together.
House's subconscious tried to kill Chase, with the method of choice being a stripper.
House showed up to an 80s party in a 1780s costume.
Chase left the seminary after he slept with some guy's wife. He's still surprisingly Catholic.
Chase also falls in love with a nun. Also, Chase sleeps with a nun. He's still surprisingly Catholic.
Chase has (in the series) gotten more diagnoses correct than anyone else on the team (which is crazy to me).
Chase also has more certification than anyone (again crazy).
House quite literally drove a car into Cuddy’s house.
House shot a corpse and destroyed an mri machine in like 30 seconds flat.
Chase was into a woman who looked eerily like his mom.
Foreman injected Cameron with his own blood that could have killed her.
Chase wakes up and willingly decides to wear horizontal stripes, vertical stripes and polka dots together.
i still can’t believe this show actually exists
Let's not forget Chase was emotionally manipulated to comit pedophilia, please and thank you
Also Cameron decided to do METH because she was bullied by her boss and co-workers for not taking risks
And then she appears high on Chase's home and is like let's fuck and Chase did you do meth? and she's like yes let's fuck and Chase ok and falls in love with her
Oh. House hired Chase cause his daddy paid him. Cameron cause she's hot. And Foreman cause he was arrested for transpassing when he was 16
are you...blaming the 9 year old? because absolutely not. chase was the adult. he knew better.
yes i am fight me im doctor house himself
blaming a literal child for having pedophilia committed against her is disgusting. it's never the child's fault. grown ass adults know better than to kiss children, even if the kids are being persistent. the fact that you can sit there and act like chase is innocent is disgusting. please consider getting professional help

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Do you ever stop and think about all the ridiculous and kinda hilarious things that sound like headcanons but are actually are canon in House MD? Like,
• Wilson is canonically fantastic in bed
• House was canonically a cheerleader in college
• Wilson canonically gets whiskey dick
• House canonically attends a festival every year where he makes a spud gun
Just to name a few. Feel free to reblog and add because House MD truly has one of the most entertaining canons.
House likes motorcycles & monster trucks
House & Wilson spend Christmas together eating Chinese food
House and Wilson made a 20$ bet about keeping ferrets a secret in the hospital & it's never brought up
This is after they do the exact same thing with chickens
House had a pet rat named steve McQueen (rip)
House dropped acid at work for actual medical reasons.
House got a patient drunk for actual medical reasons.
Wilson was rolling joints for his patients way before it was legal.
House was given a Corvette by the mob.
Chase canonically knows about BDSM and tried to dom a patient, for the patient's own good.
Thirteen et al. drugged their boss to perform medicine on him without his consent, and none of them were fired.
House has canonically hired many different sex workers, sometimes at work.
House and Wilson played gay chicken to the point of a marriage proposal, and it was ostensibly because they both wanted to sleep with the same woman.
House arranged a threesome for Wilson and sat outside the motel room while it was happening.
A cop set up an informal office inside the hospital to investigate hospital staff and NO ONE THREW HIM OUT.
Both House and Wilson were handcuffed on screen.
Cameron kept her dead husband's sperm.
Chase, Cameron, and Wilson have all deliberately killed patients.
Instead of interviewing new fellows, House hired 40 doctors and then winnowed them down in a Survivor-style contest, and apparently Cuddy approved the expense of 40 new temporary doctors? And HR did not make House's life miserable?
House broke a teen patient's finger pretty much because he didn't like her.
Foreman and Taub got stoned at work.
House and Wilson got drunk at work, playing Battleship with shots of whiskey using pizza boxes as the board.
In 2008, House had such amazing wireless and web conferencing technology that he could examine a patient in Antarctica using his laptop while sitting on his couch at home, and the connection never dropped or faltered.
also Chase is a certified hypnotist
Yes! Good one! Here's a few more:
We know that House has sexually harassed pretty much everyone on the show, but do we all realize that Cameron has canonically sexually harassed House? Blackmailing a coworker to go on a date with you, even if it's your boss, is sexual harassment.
Wilson plays Dance Dance Revolution, which is like Guitar Hero but you dance instead.
Wilson not only slept with a patient but moved in with her, and he never faced any professional consequences for it. [He was caught by House because Chase found Wilson's ties in the patient's apartment, because the patient was suspiciously getting better, and it turned out that was because a different patient (who was a teen faith healer) had given her herpes in a hospital hallway while he was having delusions.]
Other good points from other people:
@greghatecrimes
Wilson stops at the red lights when he plays GTA
House has played Pokemon Diamond/Pearl
Thirteen hates rhubarb
Chase surfs
House knows the iCarly theme song
Cameron canonically got high on crystal meth
@return-of-the-prodigal-daughter
Cuddy is the least favourite child
Thirteen solved her hangover with an iv
She also did cocaine
Taub and Foreman play videogames together
@pr0digal-s0n
Chase needs a satnav to drive him to the job he’s worked at for 10 years
And several people have mentioned the backstory of how Wilson met House when House was bailing him out of jail for a bar brawl Wilson started in New Orleans due to another guy playing Leave a Tender Moment Alone too much on the jukebox.
Taub and Foreman got high together and then confided in each other about their imposter syndrome.
13's high school boyfriend broke up with her after she hooked up with his sister. House didn't know this and tried to get them back together.
House's subconscious tried to kill Chase, with the method of choice being a stripper.
House showed up to an 80s party in a 1780s costume.
Chase left the seminary after he slept with some guy's wife. He's still surprisingly Catholic.
Chase also falls in love with a nun. Also, Chase sleeps with a nun. He's still surprisingly Catholic.
Chase has (in the series) gotten more diagnoses correct than anyone else on the team (which is crazy to me).
Chase also has more certification than anyone (again crazy).
House quite literally drove a car into Cuddy’s house.
House shot a corpse and destroyed an mri machine in like 30 seconds flat.
Chase was into a woman who looked eerily like his mom.
Foreman injected Cameron with his own blood that could have killed her.
Chase wakes up and willingly decides to wear horizontal stripes, vertical stripes and polka dots together.
i still can’t believe this show actually exists
Let's not forget Chase was emotionally manipulated to comit pedophilia, please and thank you
Also Cameron decided to do METH because she was bullied by her boss and co-workers for not taking risks
And then she appears high on Chase's home and is like let's fuck and Chase did you do meth? and she's like yes let's fuck and Chase ok and falls in love with her
Oh. House hired Chase cause his daddy paid him. Cameron cause she's hot. And Foreman cause he was arrested for transpassing when he was 16
are you...blaming the 9 year old? because absolutely not. chase was the adult. he knew better.