The Queen

can we put jason todd in snoopy pj pants like how they stuck peter parker in hello kitty pants

I wish I could do this to all my favorite traumatized characters

My boyfriend is telling me to not eat and starve myself.

She is keeping me up at 4 in the morning to tell me how much she "needs salmon" and is "salmonmaxxing" and also saying salmon wrong. I just want my girlfriend to go to sleep and stop begging me for salmon I don't have

This is irrelevant.

Looking at my record player like it's my truest love. Yes, spin me a story, my lady of spinning clandestine groove. Sing me a song tonight, my siren.

I realized what love was on a rainy day alone with my Walkman <3

Quite inspirational to see a random man eating a sandwich on a public table in view of my hotel window despite it being 2 in the morning here. I want to be like him one day.

god please take away my period cramps and give them to criston cole

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and