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sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

purlturtle

mayfay

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queenoftheantz

See, the problem with character vs character polls is that you will at some point reach the rule of funny. So the real question isn't if One Punch Man Saitama or Goku would win, the real question is:

Who would win?

Miss Piggy

Bugs Bunny

Voting ended onAug 14

bixbythemartian

who wins is not about who is more powerful (I think it's pretty clear that Miss Piggy is physically very strong, she's always as strong as she needs to be to win, but Bugs has mystical, near god-like transformation, charm, and prop powers when it's For the Bit) but whose rules are dictating the scene.

Whoever's the 'hero', the other one loses. That's just how it has to work for both of them.

If Bugs has genuinely earned Miss Piggy's ire, she whoops him. If Miss Piggy is trying to cook Hare Surprise for dinner, he's gonna run her ragged. But there's no automatic winner, here.

However, I think the actual funniest outcome (and the funniest outcome wins in scenarios like this) is a real duck season rabbit season elmer season kind of moment, if you catch my drift. Like we gotta see them both go back and forth and it's gotta be clear that nobody has the clear advantage. Very unstoppable force meets immovable object type situation. Nobody's coming out the winner, there's a close calls on all sides.

And then it turns out that their conflict was triggered by a third party, and that third party gets the full force of their combined attention and wrath. And they get obliterated. Doesn't matter who it is, muppet or cartoon, a living person, whoever. They are toast.

combeauferre

the mighty nein + text post memes 15/?

#the mighty nein

everythingfox

Suction cup boi

(via)

jumpingjacktrash

he flatten

butch-of-the-blades

“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”

calamitys-child

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

calamitys-child

Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

shorthistorian

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.

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prguitarman

Happy Left Handers Day!

followthebluebell

i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form. how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices. how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

the-art-cave

Like this?

stealingpotatoes

LAPTOP DEATH FILE PURGATORY IS OVER I HAVE MY CRAP BACK

stealingpotatoes

however i do think i scared the repair ppl by materialising at their door in 3 seconds

bunjywunjy

Do sharks cuddle?

THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.

many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.

they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.

bunjywunjy

also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they'll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!

it's pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won't find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.

(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

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huanggugugu

ok

urie

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

urie

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

hyunpic

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

jerkeline

mutantrenegade

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

chernolian

via teaboot

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wholesome90stv

X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes

bossymarmalade

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

froginakettle

In an interview he said that the boys always ended up breaking their costumes bc they would fight each other, but the girls Got. Into. Character. and were amazing creepy little aliens.

foibles-fables

I know sometimes it makes folks nervous, so…

I promise we love and appreciate you and your enthusiasm and it’s not weird or creepy at all 😭😭😭💕💕💕

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