victoireydance

shane is so obsessed with scott hunter because everyone knows autistic people love dinosaurs

shane crashing out because every time he tells someone he's with ilya they go oh but he's an asshole or they say rozanov? what the fuck are you doing with an asshole like that? or isn't he too busy fucking all of boston? you could do so much better like no one is ever just happy for him and shane's like no you stupid fucking idiots he's the kindest, sweetest most loving guy in the world and if you talk shit about him i will push my hockey stick through your skull until you stop breathing

i think ilya would fuck with s'mores to like an insane degree. i think he's housing an entire bag of marshmallows when they have a bonfire. i think he's experimenting, using reese's instead of regular chocolate, adding strawberries, etc., til he's absolutely covered in melty chocolate and marshmallow goo, chasing shane around trying to lay a big sticky smooch on his cheek. shane eats one (1) marshmallow that he passed over the flame for 0.03 seconds.

the plot is plotting but unfortunately so am i. against myself.

I know I said I didn't like most nonhockeyAUs but I make a general exception to any fighter/boxer/wrestling/mma au bc I like to think of Shane beating the shit out of someone

A lot of people ignore the absolutely radioactive levels of frat boy coming from Shane Hollander because it’s inconvenient to their hyper feminized bottom stereotyping

look i’m just saying at some point somebody is going to have to get up off their ass and write a ‘peter parker’s field trip to stark industries’ type fic about damian wayne’s class somehow going on a field trip to the public access parts of the hall of justice while the rest of the batboys happen to be working on a case there. i’m not fucking naming names i’m just saying at some point SOMEBODY is gonna need to do that.

I really think we as a fandom are overlooking “canonically has a lesbian sister” “proud ally” “wife guy to a doctor” “managed to befriend clinically anxious Ryan Price” Wyatt Hayes as a character and a potential close friend for Shane.