oh no petyr got him... poor guy

Me, walking in the rain: *sobbing* Stevie Nicks was right…when the rain washes you clean…you will know……

not to be a fake psychic but i just like…know

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

pronoucing wlw “woulez-wous”

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

no sport is as hedonistic as golf, a game designed around the existance of acres of nothing but grass that has to be meticulously regulated. the players get enjoyment knowing land is wasted for the sake of their Ball Putt Game. and they don’t just let anyone fuck the holes, either.

watch the so-called ‘tolerant left’ ignore this