intricate rituals or whatever

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

this is why you shouldn't swear

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson