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Smoking the shit that made wilhelm scream

im no boobologist but ill take a look

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

when i put away the largest longest kitchen knife from the dishwasher to the knife block for the moment it’s in my hand i become the final girl in a horror movie. and then i go back to normal after

imagining moving in with a lover and mixing my books with their books in our bookshelves... might faint