brendon boyd urie is a bottom

Have you ever met someone and grow attached to them and think “it’s gonna hurt real bad when they leave”

how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara 

THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.

“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”

She is spreading happiness wherever she goes! She is the happiness dog! People who are lucky enough to stroke her are blessed!

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

i do bite my thumb, sir

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

is the law on our side if i say ay?

No

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

Do you quarrel, sir?

No better

well, sir

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control

i havent slept in three years and im fine fuck this post

I’m gonna read this every day before work from now on.