am i a victim or a hypocrite?

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.

ppl calling thor a lesbian ally when deadpool is right there ??

Deadpool is the chaotic neutral lesbian ally and Thor is the lawful good lesbian ally

you are absolutely right

holy shit this is a fantastic job of editing omg

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.

we really are living in the darkest timeline

forty dollars

really depressing how trans men are infantilized and their masculinity is often dismissed, and trans women are seen as agressive, brutish, and generally unladylike. 

also depressing how trans people are agressively fetishized and sexualized in all contexts, even while their identities are disrespected and dismissed

trans people deserve better

IT’S SUCH A CUTE WATER PUPPY

 I have seen one when swimming, and I consider myself super lucky because they are shy and only swim in super clean water.

I didn’t know they were so small and they wiggle their legs just like puppies!!!

Venomous otter ducks