I have a beating heart; fuck!

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

hey , don’t cry . 256 episodes of mash to watch . many enjoyable . all with hawkeye . okay ?

mostly posting this so i can be sure @haunthouse sees it tbh

GOOSEBUMPS. goosebumps and chills. damn.

even if we lived in a world where every woman was systematically put in a bear trap you could make a post like “i’m a woman and i don’t like being caught in a bear trap” or “i think we should stop putting women in bear traps” and someone would still be in the notes like “well what about the women who LIKE being caught in bear traps… they’re women too. 🙂”

One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroon between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.

Goodnight. i hope I have insane terrifying wonderful fantastical dreams filled with all sorts of impossible scenarios and psychosexual encounters like i do every night

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

back in the day medieval times was so big it covered all of europe. now its so small it fits in some restaurants