the convenience of that lamp still fills you with determination

hey man i think your twink is disturbed. On a very deep fundamental and psychological level

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

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