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EVEN A BAD SEED WHICH TURNS INTO A ROTTEN TREE CAN STILL HAVE A GOOD LEAF OR TWO
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   You guys should really take a break       from all your carnage and mayhem⌠        and come take a look           at all this carnage and mayhem!
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"Hey." There's a roughness to her voice, and she carries herself with the barely repressed energy of a woman who knows she ought to be somewhere doing *something*, but can't quite find an outlet for her troubles that don't involve strenuous exercise or... flipping shit. The fingers of her left hand twitch at her sides, and she combs the right through tangled hair. The tv screen is blank, Tess having shut off the news footage earlier. "Would you..." More tugging at her hair. "Would you hold me?"
âHey,â Loki echoes, soft and uncharacteristically gentle. There is no joking, no teasing. Nothing he can say will make this better, so he doesnât say a thing past whatâs necessary. âCome here.â
He opens his arms to her and pulls her close. Wraps around her and squeezes her tight, turning his head to press lips to that too-red hair. The story of Tess is not necessarily a happy one. There were many hardships before his story intertwined with hers. Afterwards, there were still hardships, some of his own doing and more that he couldnât help with. This is something he canât fix, but at least this time he can be here. For once he can help her through, even if it just means heâs there to hold her when she needs it. To offer support and sympathy, and anything else he can manage.
âIâm sorry.â
   You guys should really take a break       from all your carnage and mayhem⌠        and come take a look           at all this carnage and mayhem!
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@shattered-catalyst @vesallkyn Yes, Elsa, tell Citrus of the torrid love affair between the mighty virile Lord Cortez and the adoring, fawning fangirl Wanda Maximoff!
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Wanda. Now Wandaâs father was very powerful, and he had many adoring followers, the worst of which was Fabian Cortez. Fabian wanted to endear himself to Wandaâs father because he coveted the power that Wandaâs father had. He also wanted to surround himself with beautiful women. He figured he could kill two birds with one stone.
He knew plenty about killing birds. And lying to them.
So, Fabian attempted to turn on the charm and make Wanda fall in love with him.Â
Wanda, however, was very clever and very powerful as well as beautiful. Fabian underestimated her, and she saw through his flirting. She tried to slip away, but it was no use. He was convinced that he was Godâs gift to women and that surely she would love to be around him. So she had to convince him of something else.
It was easy to take his notion that all women would love him and twist it to suit her own needs. She introduced him to a dear friend of herâs. A pretty young woman who was far too shy to speak but was hopelessly in love with Fabian. He took the bait. What he didnât realize was that Wanda had used her considerable powers to make him believe that a tree they were near was actually a beautiful woman. With Fabian distracted by hitting on a tree, Wanda was able to escape.
Her escape didnât last long. Once Fabian recovered from some splinters, he was right back to his old ways, trying to lay the charm on Wanda. Again she used her powers to convince him that a tree was a beautiful woman, and again she escaped. This continued, until the fateful day that the tree she had chosen had truly been a dryad. Her powers convinced Fabian that the poor dryad was madly in love with him, and she had to put up with his awful attempts at flirting.
Wanda was far more careful with her powers after that, but if you ever catch Fabian giving a ficus bedroom eyes, now you know why.

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toadlingscentral replied to your post: Smash or Pass King Loki
Would Fabian really pass? I mean, Loki can make himself look like anyone with a glamor spell. So he could look like Fabian himself⌠and we all know only Fabian can stand Fabian
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Hopping over to Lokiâs blog just because Iâve got to comment on this. Loki doesnât even need a glamor spell to make himself look like anyone. Heâs a straight up shapeshifter, it comes naturally to him. On top of that, heâs genderfluid so about 25% of the time Fabian has a chance of being with a lady. Maybe an old lady, with King Loki, but a lady.
The very large downside to this, however, is that King Loki is the type of asshole who would think it was funny to, after the act, shift back into his wrinkly old man form and demand to be spooned. Or worse, use Fabianâs form and make that look old and wrinkled, and still demand to be spooned.
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  Iâm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys.
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Duplicates are welcome, just use different name so we can tell you apart. [ex. Thor and Odinson.]
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when you play a canon thats so minor theyâre basically an oc
âŚreal life isnât about whoâs the hero or the villain.     Itâs about people that sometimes make mistakes.
An original retelling of the legend of the Big Bad Wolf
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Loki grins as he watches Everett try the coffee. A grin that slowly fades to a look of confusion and disgust as Everett proceeds to down the entire, salty cup. Heâs positive he added salt to that one. It was that one, wasnât it?Â
Bright green eyes dart to the cup, then back up to Everettâs face, a look of dawning horror settling across his features. âShahirah! Donât drink the coffee!â he shouts, rushing over to her and grabbing her wrist to keep her from drinking. He has to make sure that he didnât give her the wrong one. If Everett drank his coffee so easily, maybe she ended up with the cup intended for him instead.
From sea to shining sea, Awkward Liberty He fights all that he sees He beauty and he grace He landing on his face He lack elegance or grace But he still punch you in the face Here he is Mr United States
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reblog this if on april foolâs, youâre accepting ic âpranksâ in your ask box. put ketchup in my museâs drink, tie their shoelaces together, go wild. go crazy. have fun dealing with the consequences.

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@thecorteztwinsâ in response to x
I mean, King Loki was definitely telling the truth about keeping Fabian at his right hand. Only important skulls get added to the throne.Â
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@thecorteztwinsâ in response to x
I mean, King Loki was definitely telling the truth about keeping Fabian at his right hand. Only important skulls get added to the throne.
Also yeah, KL is handsy as shit. Look heâs touch starved and heâs gotta get some physical contact somehow.Â