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My mom is going to be so annoyed. I just printed out âMegalovaniaâ sheet music for my little brother who is learning piano. He mastered the first measure and keeps playing it over and over again in different tempos and octaves.

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My mom is going to be so annoyed. I just printed out âMegalovaniaâ sheet music for my little brother who is learning piano. He mastered the first measure and keeps playing it over and over again in different tempos and octaves.

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My mom started watching Tidying Up with Marie Kondo and now every time my dad walks into the room she says, âthis one does not spark joy.âÂ
He hasnât realized sheâs talking about him yet.
My mom just handed me a bag of chocolate chips and a spoon???
music cures all ills
Sometimes Parents Are Too Nice
So my mom always believed in letting me make my own decisions and learn from my mistakes. Whenever I would mess up, she wouldnât yell at me, she would just talk about how we could fix it or not make the mistake next time. This worked great for me. (In my opinion.) As a little kid I had lots of problems, maybe I was too young to make my own decisions. But I figured out really quickly what is acceptable and what isnât, and by the time I was in fifth grade, I pretty much followed all the rules and tried to be nice to everyone.
I also have a little brother. She tried the same tactic with him. The only problem is, different people are different. While I probably would have tried to rebel if my mom had been strict, without punishment, my brotherâs behaviors never got corrected. His peers were nicer to him then they were to me, he never changed his behavior for social reasons. He got suspended once, but the problem is, he hated school. That wasnât a punishment. The result of my parents never disciplining him?Â
He cries over tiny things, he never listens, he whines and swears and will break down crying over things like chores or if someone plays music. Or if someone turns the x-box off or anything like that. He sits in front of the TV all afternoon and never helps and then acts like he deserves everything he wants. Today, he got a pack of Pokemon he wanted and broke down crying because it didnât have a Charzar. He swore and tore up the package. And Iâm not allowed to yell at him or criticize him at all for any of his bad behavior because if I do, even if itâs just telling him he should work harder on his homework, he cries and then his dad tells me âitâs not your placeâ and I get in trouble. But apparently, itâs not his place either because he never does anything. Itâs infuriating. Any advice?

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One of my favorite hobbies is playing metal at the volume I would play classical music at and vise-versa.
Metal: *very quiet screaming*
Classical: VIOLIIIIIN!!!!!
Iâve got this great image in my head of the show ending with John and Sherlock at a new yearâs party goofing around. Sherlock has jokingly put on The Hat, and at some point someone gave john one of those stick-on mustaches since the ugliness of The Mustache is now something that can be joked about. They step outside right before midnight and theyâre all giggly and happy, and under the yellow street lights with the hat and the mustache they look just a little like their âoriginalâ selves.Â
They go in for a kiss but stop just short. âOh no, not with that awful thing on your faceâ Sherlock laughs. They both giggle and Sherlock takes off Johnâs mustache while John pushes the hat to the ground. They kiss. Big Ben starts ringing midnight. Distantly we hear the sound of people cheering, noisemakers, and fireworks coming from nearby parties. Someone is playing Auld Lang Syne.Â
âHappy new year, John.â
âHappy new year, Sherlock.â
Lestrade pulls up in a police car.
âThereâs been a fourth. And thereâs something different this time.â Sherlock says, and then the end theme plays.
Oops, this is on my history homework now...
My Facebook conversations are a little concerning...
Friend: Can you think of a good murder?
Me: H. H. Holmes, Hannibal Lecter, Jack the Ripper
Friend: Murder not murderer
Me: Oh
Me: oops
Friend: But I'll paw through their cases thanks darlin'
Me: I know a lot of forms of fatal torture if that'll help any
Friend: That would be excellent
Friend: The most efficient and swift way to kill someone and dispose of the body
Friend:I'm just a writer not a serial killer
Me: Piano wire to slit their throat, dispose of the corpse in a septic tank
Friend: That is an Excellent idea
Me: You could also mix three crushed cherry pits into their food/drink and that equals a lethal dose of arsenic for two adult men
Friend: That is even better
Friend: Thanks for the ammunition
Me: http://list25.com/25-most-brutal-torture-techniques-ever-devised/
Friend: Oh my god
Me: If the killer has a little more time on their hands, cut the body up into small pieces (head, feet, hands, separate the two halves of each limb, separate hips and ribs by cutting in half at the waist) and from there many things can be done. The body can be ground up and turned into fish chum, hidden in separate cars scheduled for compacting in the dump, buried randomly over a several mile radius away from the killer's home town, put i various dumpsters, dropped into the sewage line at random intervals, scattered through the forest/mountains/ocean to be consumed by animals, and even buried in fresh graves
Friend: You are a fucking genius
3 crushed cherry pits = fatal dose of ARSENIC!

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Murder Tips Master Post
I donât condone murdering. This is purely for reference while writing fictional stories. If anyone is concerned, these have been on blogs written by chemistry majors, forensic criminologists, and forensic chemists. Information is accurate, but please donât test them out. ((If you do test them out please tell me how it goes))
Prevention of Suspicion -Wear shoes that are bigger than your normal size. -Make your stride longer and trod heavier. -If youâre a male, wear perfume. If youâre a female, wear cologne. -You could also wear heels if youâre a male. -Crossdressing -Heavy makeup/contour -Kill someone that you donât know. Having relations with the victim makes you more of a suspect. Prevention of Evidence -Gloves will absorb oil from your fingers and start leaving fingerprints after about 15 minutes. Keep a supply of latex gloves on hand. -Paint your fingertips with clear nail polish.
Disposal of Evidence -After wiping for fingerprints, take the victimâs hands and wipe them around. Place them on cups and other everyday items. No fingerprints will look suspicious. -Wrap your knives in plastic before using them. This will allow for no evidence on the knife.
Killing/Torture Techniques -Instead of injecting poison through a syringe, fill the syringe with air and inject in between the toes. It will mimic a heart attack and look exactly like a heart attack so no one will suspect. -If you kill a man on an unregistered boat in international waters and then dump the body overboard they canât trace it back to any one legal system and you canât be prosecuted. -Bleach and urine mixed together make a fume that is toxic upon inhalation. -Plastic knives can be sharpened, stabbed into the body and then twisted to shatter the knife. This is effective in causing immense amounts of pain. -When killing by stabbing, make sure you remove the knife. It will allow the victim to bleed to death. -Three crushed cherry pits in their food or drink will be equivalent to a lethal dose of arsenic for two adult men. - Stab below the neck near the spinal bone, it will break the bone and permanently paralyze them while minimizing blood loss. -Piano wire works well with slitting throats and then you can just place it back inside your piano!!
Disposal of Body -Satellites look for holes 6-10 feet wide, so bury the body vertically. -Bury body 6-10 feet under a dead dog. Police dogs will find the dog and the police will take it as a false alarm. -Mixing body fluids with bleach and letting them soak will rid the blood and whatnot of the death smell. -Dispose of body in a septic tank. The acidic properties and equipment will take care of the body for you. -If you have the means to dispose of the body over, time, one could cut the body up into small pieces (head, feet, hands, limbs at the joints, separate the ribs and hips, etc) and from there the body could be disposed across the land, miles apart. Fresh graves would be another alternative. -Grind the pieces into fish chum, mix them with actual fish chum, and let the fishies take care of it! As an added bonus, you might catch something! - Literally just bury the body in a cemetery. Preferably a fresh grave but yâknow whateverâs available!
(I will update this /somewhat/ regularly)
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There should be an internet side specialized on the strange and horrifing questions of writers, so we can help eachother without being judged for asking things like: What does bleach taste like? When were doors invented? How do I skin someone properly?
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What were medieval male beauty standards?
What are some creative ways to get rid of a body?
Sleep Tips
Caffeine stays in your system for 4-6 hours, so no high-caffeine anything less than four hours before bed. Go to sleep and get up at the same time every day. 8:00PM-4:00AM. Avoid sleeping in, even on weekends. (I'd say on weekends, shift schedule slightly because I'll have nothing to do at 4:00AM. So instead, 9:00PM to 7:00AM) Do not nap. Do not go to sleep until it's time to go to sleep. Expose yourself to sunlight in the morning (tea on front porch) Spend more time outside (run in when you get home, or practice archery) Do homework near window. Do not go on electronics within an hour of sleep. No watching television before sleep Room must be dark at night. Get enough excercise (nightcore, archery, woods, actual excersises...) Don't eat right before bed. Don't drink too many liquids in the evening. No sugar or carbs. Wind down and clear your head. (EX: NON-CAFFINATED tea, meditation, writing in a journal, and listening to calming music.) Relaxation techniques before bed: deep breathing, progressive muscle relaxation, visualizing a peaceful, restful place, bedtime rituals. Keep your room dark, cool, and quiet. Do a quiet, non-stimulating activity. try to force yourself to stay awake get up and do something for 10 minutes hide your clock warm shower before bed. Immerse face in cold water 30 seconds. 4-7-8 method. lavender scent bedroom picture favorite place dinner by candlelight blow bubbles accupressure Consider replacing mattress Talk to your doctor or a sleep professional.
Sources: https://www.helpguide.org/articles/sleep/getting-better-sleep.htm https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/15-ways-to-fall-asleep-faster_us_55dde3e7e4b04ae497054470 https://sleepfoundation.org/sleep-tools-tips/healthy-sleep-tips/page/0/1
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Sort of Art
This is what I did half a second ago:
âI think I want to drawâ
âDo we have a sketchbook?â
âNope, but thereâs a random doodle book in the corner.â
âOkay cool. Letâs draw things that arenât what itâs telling us to draw.â
âI need art supplies.â
I then grabbed a random package of markers from when I was about 6, half of which probably didnât even work.
âPerfect.â
*Retreats to corner of room to avoid speaking to anyone*
I appreciate the metric system for functionalityâs sake but it just doesnât flow as romantically when used in narrative
âhe ran kilometer after kilometer, until the sun dipped into the horizonâ
âhis father was the meterstick against which he measured his worthâ
âher heart beat faster with every 25 millimeters he approachedâ
enourmo said: âOn a clear day you can see for kilometersâ âhedwig and the angry 2.5cmâ
⪠BUT I WOULD WALK 804.672 KILOMETERS AND I WOULD WALK 804.672 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED 1609.34 KILOMETERS TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR. âŞ
The real reason Americans kept the customary system: aesthetic.
#the only acceptable reason

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This era is so weird, like in all other eras, you couldn't FULLY learn by yourself. Someone had to tell you something. Like, you could learn through experience, but you wouldn't be getting all the information. But now you can just learn anything.
Anime school uniforms.