call that boy twin towers the way im tryna hit

the hate raiden got in mgs2 was insane. they gave us a beautiful blonde boy with birthing hips a skin tight suit and a katana and people were mad. like getting pissed at winning the lottery

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

we desperately need sex 2

he ran into my yaoi paddle. he ran into my yaoi paddle 10 times

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

when the chips are down... mmm... chips...

I'm literally the tickle monster and I don't remember when the change happened because I haven't always been thus way