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My brother is 22 yeare old and some of the shit that comes out of his mouth is truly astounding.

Taeil: I may not be the biggest or the strongest, but I certainly am.

Johnny: (Me: can you try to not be late this time?) Look, you’ll be lucky if I show up at all. Don’t push it.

Taeyong:  What the ACTUAL fuck is wrong with you?

Yuta: (after putting out the small fire he started by spraying down the entire kitchen) I said I’d handle it, and I’m HANDLING IT

Kun: Before we do this, I just want to point out that I said it was a bad idea.

Doyoung:  Say Moth Man one more time, I swear to God.

Ten: Look, I’m secure enough in my sexuality to acknowledge when another man is attractive, and that guy was SMOKIN

Jaehyun: What do you think? Should I go for loveable dork or less loveable dork?

Win Win:  You CAN hug me, but I really rather you didn’t.

Jungwoo:  Oooo ground sloth.

Lucas: Duuuuuuuuude. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.

Mark: Perhaps I shall partake in an adult beverage.

Renjun: Hey have you ever heard of the concept of shutting up?

Jeno: Sorry, I can’t be a skeleton for Halloween. I’m allergic to bones

Haechan:  If she kicks it, can I move into her room?

Jaemin: (making two gummy worms touch) and SMOOCH

Chenle:  I had like 14 Redbulls today and now all I wanna do is FIGHT