YIKES!!!

magneto moving the entire fucking golden gate bridge for absolutely no reason other than the fucking drama of it is absolutely what being gay is all about

europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about

I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread

there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

I know they had cocaine you can stop telling me . I dont think you guys know what coke does

Remember that quiet boy from middle school? Shes an egirl now and shes hotter than you

if you date a left handed person as a rightie it means you can hold hands together while holding swords in your dominant hands and fighting off your mutual enemies <3

this is exactly what we need, news outlets lemony-snicketting trump

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This gets better the later in 2020 you reblog it