No Vow Of Celibacy... Also, Yuck.

i have a suggestion

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

they hit the fucking drawfeegon

the smuckling smumbler