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I gotta wonder what kind of tan line the Gusu Lan ribbons leave behind. It's gotta be bad

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I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
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If you see this youâre legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book youâre currently reading
Frankenstein, the first version.
The Valley of Fear, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
You just know it took all his strength not to shout out "BABA!!!!"
Wei Wuxian: this is my son A-Yuan đ
Lan Wangji, about to escalate his how-to-court-Wei-Ying strategy to baby-trapping:

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well this song isn't over yet,
and love you're just in time.
hello mdzs enjoyers...it seems animatics are my gateway drug to every fandom ever because i watched the The First Siege by dangocheeked and immediately caved
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
I make (incorrect) reasonings for the Lan Clanâs rules based on Lan Wanjiâs actions/reactions to breaking them:
-No Alcohol: Every member of the Lan clan is a lightweight. A âget drunk off of half a shotâ level lightweight. Last time they all drank together at fourth uncleâs wedding, the Cultivation world woke up to find a mountain missing. No Lan remembers what happened that night. The mountain has yet to be found.
-No Meat: Last time someone killed an animal in the Cloud Recesses, the sect leader cried for four days straight and had to go into seclusion for the next year to save face.
-Always have good posture: Itâs the only thing that helps the congenital scoliosis. Back pain from carrying the team is very common for Lans, the good posture helps. And it makes them look taller, useful for scaring away predators such as party conversationalists.
-Never remove the forehead ribbon: It covers up the Lansâ ridiculously large foreheads. Only oneâs destined love or a family member with an equally large forehead could accept a forehead the size of the f*cking sky (thatâs why thereâs clouds embroidered on the ribbon).
-Donât go in the restricted section of the library: thatâs where they keep the forbidden dark magics capable of destroying the cultivation world. And also the p*rn.
-No licentious acts: the last time a licentious act was allowed, a Lan sect leader ended up emptying the entire treasury and covering up a murder for a woman she just met. Lans, Theyâre like swans, they mate for life and will happily stick their necks in a guillotine if it would make their besotted smile one (1) time. Itâs important to lock that partner down before any flirting is allowed. This is for the Lanâs own good.
-No talking while eating: Misophonia. Mealtime is to be tolerated, not prolonged with unnecessary chatting.
-Venturing out past curfew is prohibited: The Lansâ natural habitat is the Cloud recesses. Their startling white coats evolved for camouflaging themselves in the mists. Only strong Lans are permitted to venture out of the nest for night hunting, as their coat color makes them easy-to-spot targets for larger predators.
-Diet preferences: spicy and complex foods usually come with bright colors and sauces. Much easier to avoid staining the white robes when youâre only eating tofu, white rice, and vegetables.
-Causing noise is prohibited: Ever see those little signs at aquariums that say âdonât tap the glassâ? Youâll scare the fish.
-Donât sneer, shout, grieve excessively, anger excessively, or joy excessively: Too many facial expressions would cause wrinkles. They must maintain their smooth, jade-like faces.
-Obey your elders: The Lans have been crafting increasingly more powerful models of Lan with each new generation. If this rule was not programmed into the Youths, there would be nothing to stop them from total dominion.
-Do not neglect young ones: Especially young Juvenile Lans are very small and squishy (see A-Yuan). With their bright white coat colors, they resemble rabbits or dumplings. If neglected, they will be taken by hawks.
-Do not lie: with all the aforementioned emotional restraint practice, it would be VERY easy to lie convincingly. All the Lanâs generational wealth comes from the actions of one Lan, for whom the âno gamblingâ rule was invented.
I got a record-breaking 8 post-itâs done today and thereâs a little something for everyone! As long as youâre someone who wants an MDZS post-canon fierce-corpse!Nie Mingjue AU.
Fanon likes to portray Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji as being jealous of each other because they fear wei wuxian will choose one of them over the other. Which is ignoring the fact that at least in novel canon Jiang Cheng did not even fucking know wangxian ever got along let alone that lwj was in love with wwx until at the very end of the story (in cql canon he does go through a wangxian phase early on and gets very confused by their "breakup" during wwx's sunshot era) and that Lan Wangji is mostly filled with loathing towards both himself and Jiang Cheng for 'abandoning' Wei Wuxian and not being able to save him.
It also ignores the much bigger point that both Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng are actually jealous of Wen Ning. And why wouldn't they be? That is who Wei Wuxian chose in his first life. He left the Jiang, told Lan Wangji to fuck off no he is not coming to gusu with you, and spent his days with his little-brother-shaped corpse bestie on his mountain in yiling. And then when he came back he immediately called him up the second he could string together more than two notes on a flute. Wen Ning is the real competition. (And he's winning)

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HI DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN READ THE FULL BOOK FOR DEMONIC CULTIVATION ????
Hello ! You can read all the chapters here :) :
Remember to check out the rest of our site! ééçĽĺ¸ by 墨éŚéčMo Dao Zu Shi by Mo Xiang Tong XiuAlternative name : The Founder of DiabolismGenres:
"Should parents read their daughter's texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?"
Earlier today, I served as the âyoung womanâs voiceâ in a panel of local experts at a Girl Scouts speaking event. One question for the panel was something to the effect of, âShould parents read their daughterâs texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?â
I was surprised when the first panelist answered the question as if it were about cyberbullying. The adult audience nodded sagely as she spoke about the importance of protecting children online.
I reached for the microphone next. I said, âAs far as reading your childâs texts or logging into their social media profiles, I would say 99.9% of the time, do not do that.â
Looks of total shock answered me. I actually saw heads jerk back in surprise. Even some of my fellow panelists blinked.
Everyone stared as I explained that going behind a childâs back in such a way severs the bond of trust with the parent. When I said, âThis is the most effective way to ensure that your child never tells you anything,â it was like Iâd delivered a revelation.
Itâs easy to talk about the disconnect between the old and the young, but I donât think Iâd ever been so slapped in the face by the reality of it. It was clear that for most of the parents I spoke to, the idea of such actions as a violation had never occurred to them at all.
It alarms me how quickly adults forget that children are people.
Apparently people are rediscovering this post somehow and I think thatâs pretty cool! Having experienced similar violations of trust in my youth, this is an important issue to me, so I want to add my personal story:
Around age 13, I tried to express to my mother that I thought I might have clinical depression, and she snapped at me ânot to joke about things like that.â I stopped telling my mother when I felt depressed.
Around age 15, I caught my mother reading my diary. She confessed that any time she saw me write in my diary, she would sneak into my room and read it, because I only wrote when I was upset. I stopped keeping a diary.
Around age 18, I had an emotional breakdown while on vacation because I didnât want to go to college. I ended up seeing a therapist for - surprise surprise - depression.
Around age 21, I spoke on this panel with my mother in the audience, and afterwards I mentioned the diary incident to her with respect to this particular Q&A. Her eyes welled up, and she said, âYou know I read those because I was worried you were depressed and going to hurt yourself, right?â
TL;DR: When you invade your childâs privacy, you communicate three things:
You do not respect their rights as an individual.
You do not trust them to navigate problems or seek help on their own.
You probably havenât been listening to them.
Information about almost every issue that you think you have to snoop for can probably be obtained by communicating with and listening to your child.
Part of me is really excited to see that the original post got 200 notes because holy crap 200 notes, and part of me is really saddened that something so negative has resonated with so many people.
â200 notesâ
[SpongeBob Narrator voice] Ten Years Later
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went âSHIT FUCK SHITâ and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

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Tucker, the cat behind Lady Normalgirlâs noble eunuch, passed away on Tuesday morning.
From about the time I could talk, I dreamed of having a pet cat â and when I was ten, that dream finally came true. But in all my tiny child dreaming, I donât think I could have imagined a cat better than Tucker. Heâs been my constant companion for the last thirteen years, through all the best and worst bits of my life and as much as I know itâs good heâs no longer in pain, it seems very wrong that I have to do this next worst bit without him.
Iâm thankful that we were able to spend so long together (even if it doesnât feel quite long enough) and Iâm so very grateful that over the last year and a bit I was able to share him with all of you. Knowing that he will be remembered so far and wide means more than I can really express. He definitely knew how insanely much I loved him (and I know how much he loved me back), but Iâd like to think he knew how much so many of you loved him and how much joy his noble likenessâs comics brought so many people. While I know I will never stop missing him and that my sadness might never truly go away, it will always be a comfort to know my little cat has left behind such a grand legacy of love and happiness.
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Movie Eragon: What is this strange reptilian looking creature with wings? Bursting out from that stone and hissing and snorting smoke from its nostrils? Let's see if it drinks milk.
Book Eragon: Ah, a dragon. It makes sense now, on why the stone was so durable. I must feed it scraps of meat and although I've only had it for a day and half, if something were to happen to it, I will kill everyone in this town and then myself.