The Venus System

are those my memories or yours

Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?

My last text says “Aw, thanks!”, which sounds fine to me.

My last text was: *here

‘Heading home early. Love u!’

unfortunately tix non transferable so it’s gotta be you doing the travelling

“food is so great”

“😄”

“you don’t have to bring two dermas.”

“you’d think she’d know better” Well, yes.

“so obviously i’m a shining beacon of sanity”

“8/10, obviously needs more duck face.” Don’t ask

“the furnace is busted again”

“lol you’re welcome”

“Now my coworkers will think I’m even more weird”

“It’s like Thankgiving dinner, forever.”

K

“I’m not sure what we are talking about anymore”

“No problem man. Worst case scenario, just get an old car door, a shoebox full of bread crumbs to put in the window, and bring a radio outside.”

“What color is your house?”

My girlfriend wanted to show me a song and I expected it to be cute/romantic but it was a Ted Cruz song

AS;FALSRJOIFLJSK THIS IS WHY MY SISSY IS THE BEST I’M STILL LAUGHING ITS BEEN 3 YEARS

This is really good for me because my brother looks at my blog sometimes without having an account, and I forget quite often. And he’s mentioned things to me that he’s seen on here that I’d rather he didn’t know about, at least not yet.

ALSDFJEHGSKJFEH

I’m watching these strange hands type words and it looks. so weird.. minute movements are making letters and they seem to catch typos on their own it’s so weird and I love it. Wait hold on the words they’re typing are appearing on my screen these are my hands aren’t they..

ah yes, the classic “whose hands are these”, nice way to start out that good old disassociation process.

but WHY am I a ninja?? that is the eternal question

dude this was 20 hours ago.. around 10 or so.. how would it be time to go to school??

my flesh feels like putty in my fingers, but when I go to rip off a chunk, nothing is there

oh god I’m so so glad I didn’t decide to pull out a chunk with something more that my fingers. also what the fuck.