Dennis

they are ready to be picked

ripe

<3 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS PASS <3

And (according to this article anyway) it explicitly covers conversion therapy for gender identity!

:)

Peel and unpeel are the same thing / cr

The generation that warned children about video games is the same generation that falls for Pay-2-Win games. / cr

If people saw what I type before I delete it I wouldn’t have any friends . / cr

If Randy is short for Randall, then Sandy should be short for Sandal / cr

I wonder how many decisions I have made that inadvertently saved my life. / cr

HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.

Been cooking in restaurants full time for 6 years… I wonder if I’ve ever cooked someone their last meal… / cr

Since there is no spelling for a fart sound, be should all agree to use the symbol :! because it’s a Colon Exclamation. / cr

I know I’m still young because when a coworker told me she was pregnant my initial reaction was panic for her before I remembered I was supposed to say congratulations. / cr