Hello world

whenever I vote in a poll and choose the most popular option I am a champion and when I pick the least popular option I am part of the revolutionary underdog class fighting against the posers

tumblr is the best social media site because if you put he/they in your twitter bio every day until the end of time someone will respond to your tweets with "ummmm pronouns in bio, opinion invalid 🧐" and think they're sooo cool for it but on tumblr you could post something like "I'm a girl like if a woman was a boy. anyways. laser beams you" and it would get. 5 billion note

also, people on twitter will try to roast you simply by stating "pronouns 🤓" and on here they will go check your pronouns before saying some deranged shit you think about for a week

feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

AND IT FUCKED

do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"

The other day I saw a truck with lifted wheels speed past and said "nice fuckin' truck you piece of shit, I betch you take corners real fuckin' good, Jesus fuckin' christ" and my American roommate asked if I was playing up my Canadian accent

I’m from Michigan and every single time I say something like “Ope, sorry, lemme sneak right past ya there” when going by someone in the aisle of the store I work at while I’m stocking, I have to pause internally to realize that I really am the stereotype.

mcr was not nominated on purpose because if they won gerard would show up in full rotting corpse costume complete with real guts. frank would be walked to stage on a leash by jamia etc